Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The theory of evolution

A group of monkeys in the trees drills. 
God said, Shimoji Come!Runescape Money that Shimoji Why? God said to the next, it becomes a person. 
They do not believe in monkeys, four to disperse. Only two monkeys stay and a place. 
So they really become a person with Rs Gold.  
They built a cottage, from the kinds of crops, raise livestock from the … … 
The invention of clothing invented the word … … … … … … books invented the invention of cement … … 
The invention of gunpowder invention of artillery … … … … … … armored vehicles invented the invention of nuclear weapons … … 
Invented lipstick invented the zipper … … … … … … invented the computer invented the disposable chopsticks … … 
The invention of the legal philosophy of the invention … … … … … … invented order invented war … … 
Less and less land, more and more of the marine … … 
Less and less forest, more and more desert … … 
Monkey less and less, more and more people … … 
God can not no longer in the middle of their first visit, said that now, please return to your tree! People ask, why go back? God said to go back, you will not die out. 

Of course, people do not believe the remains of the busy. Yes, no one would believe me. 
The land continued to decline, the ocean continues to grow … … 
Forest continued to decline, continued to increase in the desert … … 
Monkeys continued to decline, people continue to increase … … 
After the last war, all no doubt well-founded belief that if we do not accept degradation, then tomorrow it will perish. 
So to get the people of God. 
People say, Shena, the poor save us! Now, we would rather go back to the trees, into a monkey … … 
After listening to God, cries at the news. 
God said that the last tree, you have been turned into chopsticks. Now, I can only play them on the floor, and then you climb, you will change your ant! 

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Who is happier

So a pair of brothers: older brother is well-known business Runescape Gold in science and technology, is the younger brother of the photographer. 
From a young age, the brothers showed distinct personality: his brother is talking with strong leadership and the book has been read very well. Younger brother with his brother read the same school, the older brother than a low-grade, pressure has been AOC Power Leveling, the teachers will say: “ah, you are who you brother, your brother … … How how” To make matters worse, my brother is also much longer Shuai than his. 
Not only in schools pressure at home too, he bit into a little trouble, her mother would casually say: “learn with your brother, your brother will not let me from the worry.” Took home a bad report card , Also father shook his head: “Huh? Not your brother how to study, the results would Yes, there are books you read so difficult?” 
He is not sleep, but no matter how hard he is no way to win, “your brother with you as good” word of mouth. Despite the many times he felt wronged, in the heart or brother to be proud of. 
Brother has been resplendent, the star admitted to high school, the University also read their first choice. He even went so far as a public high school test into both. 
Dad said: “Well, at home as long as there is a person to go to university, I will not live up to the ancestors.” Not long after, he chose his only interest in the United States and the high school of engineering. 
Brother also read master’s degree or doctorate, to enter an electronics company, has become an upstart technology to allow parents proud; after graduating from high school, he found himself more interested in photography, several candidates, to become a photographer’s assistant. His parents, it seems tantamount to “give up” like, as long as he “can now feed themselves, it would be able to feed their wives and children” just fine. 
Later, he became a television cameraman’s, in order to chase the news every day, running around, and little brother contact. One day, suddenly returned home to his brother, told him: “Hey, Mom and Dad to take care of you, please, I resigned, think of France to learn modern art.” He was very surprised, his brother said: “Not long ago, I As a result of consecutive overtime collapsed and was taken to hospital colleagues, almost ‘dead fatigue’. Finite life, I can never own. I think for a long time, it is necessary to ‘live’, a choice that I really do believe the way. “
Ah? Zuidu he could hear the distortion. Brother is the dream school of modern art? 
“To live? Is that wise older brother, the brother of the all-powerful, not to live in it? Well, good brother, has many choices, is not it?” 
“No, I have been living in other people’s expectations, I can not do.” Brother “I have always admired the United States to study engineering you can. Do before you rush in the art work, I have read in textbooks on the side, while In the envy you! Very kind of you, you can choose their own interest. Then you have the freedom, happiness. “
After listening to this, his third of the proud, sad seven. 
“It turned out not to be noted that there was no attention to the comfort and happiness.” He thought, “I have been in the shadow of his shade, but he complained that only covered the sun, I do not think, because he’s There is, I was not sunburn. “
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